I Love You, You’re Perfect, DON’T Change

March 26, 2006
jshartman

The experts say it does not last. The experts say it’s fleeting … Then tell me why is my heart still beating?

Tim Bolick. What can I say about Tim? Following The Complete Works of William Shakespeare [abridged] in 2000, I named my first born, now 4-year-old son Timothy after him. Not really, but that sounds really palsy-walsy, doesn’t it? It took six years for our paths to cross again and I pray it doesn’t take another six. Tim is a joy to work with. He’s fuel. A tank full of premium. He gives you so much to work with on stage. I never tire of our rapport on and off stage. He’s one of those talents I feel the need to take additional strides and make extra efforts to work with as much as humanly possible.

Janet Brooks. I can’t decide if Janet is like the sister I never had or the hot cousin everyone sees once every five years at their family reunion! I think going from kinky tango to dysfunctional brother and sister has forever confused and damaged me mentally. Seriously, there’s nothing I have looked forward to more during this production than hearing her laugh. With the exception of Janet’s husband and my wife, Pam and Alice couldn’t have cast a more appropriate pair for some of the scenes and exchanges Janet and I have had with one another. I was amazed to learn this was Janet’s seventh production … ever! Is that right?! When a director speaks of truth and humanity, Janet is the poster child. She manages to effortlessly reveal those truths and be self evident in a manner Broadway actors could envy!

Leesa Shoeberle. I could begin with any number of “short” jokes. All of which I’m sure she’s heard a million times over because I … well … think … Look, she’s just the most … shortest woman I’ve kissed in ages. Certainly the best tennis player. Leesa brings an energy and a flare to a production. Glamour. Esteem. Quality. There’s something legit about doing a production with Leesa. She makes me want to be a better actor. You know she’s going to take you to a higher level (and it’s not because you’re taller than she is). She’s the tallest person on stage! Forever my “Babe.”

Pam Livingstone. Meticulous. Calculated. Articulate. Direct. My first experience with Pam was five or six years ago when the two of us adjudicated a high school theatre competition hosted by Lenoir-Rhyne College. Pam makes it a point to make a point well. She brings out things in you as an actor you’re unaware you’re capable of. Pam is a perfect example that trusting your director will allow you to harvest other choices and tap into emotional resources you otherwise neglect. It’s been an honor benefiting from her education and experience.

Alice Barlowe. Music Director. Living proof how important two-hand, independent exercises are! Alice is personality. She’s larger than life. She makes you feel like you’ve known her your whole life. She knows how to make an entrance and light a fire under your vocals. You know you’re in good hands with Alice, even if it’s just one hand and two fingers! I look forward to any opportunity to work with her in the future.

Misty & Ed Allen. Too happy. They make me sick. I did all I could to keep that Mexican cheese dip down. Just kidding!!! Misty and Ed are adorable! They are so sweet! I just wanna put ’em in a blender and drink ’em! They have reminded me of the discovery and elation involved with newfound love. There couldn’t be a better pair of stage managers for this particular production or a better husband and wife for each other.

I regret there wasn’t more time to get to know the rest of the crew and musicians as well as the others. Only more reason to remain involved with community theatre and keep in touch with those you meet as much as possible. Thank you all for such a wonderful experience. I love you, you’re perfect, don’t change.

After nine weeks together. All those brutal costume changes. Those futile scene changes … Shouldn’t I be less in love with all of you? … No.

WSGE 91.7 FM

March 24, 2006
jshartman

Hi, all! Wanted to get the word out that WSGE 91.7 FM has both studio albums on hand, including These Boots Live 2000-2002 and are available for request. We would appreciate it if any of you could give a ring and request a tune or two, especially off the new album! Their number is 704-922-4286 and website is wsge.org.

Regardless of whether or not you call in a request, you should really tune in to this station anyway. They play the most eclectic blend of music of any station around here that I’ve heard and they are huge supporters of local and regional music and events. God bless you!

Let him eat cake!

February 27, 2006
jshartman

Well, as you can see, Coble decided he couldn’t wait for his own birthday cake. He reached up over the kitchen table and pulled Timmy’s cake to the floor and went to town. Kellen was apparently too busy ripping the pages out of a book off Mommy’s and Daddy’s book shelves to eat cake. Timmy’s sticking Silly Putty to everything in the house. Needless to say, it’s been a busy morning with the boys. I threw Coble in the tub, but his lips, hands and feet are died black from the food coloring in the black icing. He looks like some sort of strange, undiscovered species of monkey. So, I’ve been calling him “Cake Monkey.”

I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change

February 23, 2006
jshartman

Hickory Theatre Prepares “I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change” for its Hickory Debut.

HICKORY – The smash hit musical revue, “I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change” is getting ready to premiere at Hickory Theatre. The production opens on the mainstage on Friday, March 10, 2006, at 8 pm and continues through Sunday, March 26th.

This celebration of the mating game takes on the truths and myths behind that contemporary conundrum known as “the relationship.” Act I explores the journey from dating and waiting, to love and marriage, while Act II reveals the agonies and triumphs of in-laws and newborns, trips in the family car and pick-up techniques of the geriatric set.

The cast includes Hickory favorites Leesa J. Schoeberle, Jeff Hartman, Timothy Bolick, and Janet Brooks, all of whom play a variety of characters in this fun-filled, musical romp.

In a generous partnership with Olde Hickory Tap Room, patrons at select performances will receive a special surprise on the backs of their tickets.

“It’s fantastic that the Tap Room would come on board to help us offer a fuller evening,” said Pam Livingstone, Artistic Director.

This show is presented on the HCT mainstage from March 10th to the 26th, Fridays and Saturdays at 8 pm, Thursdays March 16th and 23rd at 7:30 pm, and Sunday, March 26th at 2:30 pm. Tickets are $16 for adults, $14 for students and seniors, and $7 for youth 18 and under. The show is rated PG-13 for adult situations and humor.

For reservations call 828-328-2283 or come by the HCT box office on weekdays, 10-5. The HCT complex is located at 30 3rd St NW in downtown Hickory.

This production is produced by Catawba Radiological Associates and First Citizens Bank. HCT is a funded affiliate of the Catawba County Council for the Arts.

What’s in a Name

February 3, 2006
jshartman

William Shakespeare wrote, “What’s in a name?” Well, I’ll tell ya’! It’s important to me folks realize the number of musicians, families, friends and fans that have accompanied me and the stories of my life as “Scott Jeffrey’s Band” in the variety of ways that they have over the period of time that they have. What I hope the new website will help demonstrate is how many variations on the sjB theme there has been through the years. It’s not just two or three people we’re talking about cultivating the reputation, style and arrangements of my music. We’re talking about an entire community. I fear using clich?s, but “it’s all about the music.” We’re so grateful.

I also appear as “Jeff Hartman” as a simpler, refreshing personal choice. It’s been a debate for years. So many folks refer to me as “Scott,” now. The use of my middle name was intended to establish some sense of anonymity as a less individualistic props to the ensemble nature of my bands. It was never intended to serve as an alter ego. “Jeff Hartman” by day, “Scott Jeffrey” by night. That sort of thing. When forced to choose, I choose to be myself. The focus remains on my original music where it belongs. It’s certainly easier fusing theatre and music under one name.

The name “Scott Jeffrey’s Band” materialized when nothing else would. I founded a band in 2000 when I decided to shove my original music down the throats of all cover band downtrodden. With no name, the band was simply referred to by friends and family as “Jeffrey’s Band.” While I searched for something less individualistic, my girlfriend suggested throwing my middle name in front establishing some sense of anonymity thus representing the ensemble of the group and any other’s contributions along the way to the arrangements and the creative process. Leaving the possessiveness in “Jeffrey’s” would serve as a reminder and personify my body of work as the foundation for which my bands are built upon.

Weapons of Mass Destruction

January 17, 2006
jshartman

You’re either incredibly uninformed or a disseminator of misinformation. The President makes a misinformed decision to liberate Iraq in light of Saddam Hussein’s weapons of mass destruction program. No weapons of mass destruction are found. Is the President to blame or are those he trusted were providing him with accurate information and expert testimony?

If it’s a question of responsibility, the buck stops with the President. He assumes ultimate responsibility. He’s the President. That’s the way it is. This doesn’t excuse the disseminators of the misinformation. If it’s a question of guilt or blame, you have to consider that the President placed his trust in the hands of the folks providing him with the misinformation. He had no reason to believe otherwise. He made as informed a decision he thought he could make.

There’s a huge difference between being “uninformed” and “misinformed.” If we’re uninformed, there’s no escaping guilt or blame. It’s our responsibility to make informed decisions when we make important decisions. There’s nothing worse than making a misinformed decision, especially when it involves friends or family, because we make choices and take risks behind that faith and trust. It hurts everyone involved in ways few take the time or even want to understand.

We’ve all gotten screwed at some point. We all make mistakes. I’m no car expert. There is an incredible amount of trust I have to place in a mechanic who tells me something’s wrong with my car and it needs to be repaired. If the mechanic does a terrible job or screws me, am I to blame? Am I the bad guy? I trusted the mechanic. No matter what, I’m ultimately responsible for making the informed decision to leave my car in this mechanic’s hands. Assuming all of the responsibility in the world doesn’t excuse the mechanic or make my car situation any better. I can forgive the mechanic all day long, but I can’t recommend him and I certainly won’t be taking my car back to him unless he’s willing to give me my money back and make all necessary repairs. In the end, it’s reasonable to assume I won’t be allowing this mechanic to service my vehicle in the future following these circumstances.

After all is said and done, you’re still faced with that nasty “guilt by association” clause. If this mechanic works in association with a dealership down the road, are you going to feel comfortable buying a new or used car from that dealership? After all you’ve been through with this mechanic, would that be making a responsible, informed decision? This isn’t a question of one bad apple spoiling the whole barrel. That would mean never trusting another mechanic as long as you live. That’s certainly a treatable symptom.

It is said we are defined by the company we keep and the reason we keep it. Patience is a weapon of mass destruction that forces deception to reveal itself.