TO Ensemble or NOT to Ensemble

June 1, 2021
jshartman

“There are no small parts, only small… Shakespeares?”

I’m sure I got that quote wrong but with auditions for Hickory Theatre’s production of “Something Rotten! this week, let’s talk ENSEMBLE.

Before you circle “No” at “Would you accept any role?”—consider what it means to be part of THIS ensemble.

NICK BOTTOM’s acting TROUPE consists of TOM SNOUTROBIN (who loves a great dress), PETER QUINCESNUGFRANCIS FLUTE, and, of course, the MINSTREL. The TROUPE performs more than most of the principal actors!

The MINSTREL welcomes the audience to the Renaissance and the world of Something Rotten! With a merry and ironic disposition, the Minstrel sets up the scene for the audience to enjoy all the show’s twists and turns.

The FEMALE ENSEMBLE has more stage time than the principal females, playing various characters like HELENA and MIRANDA, who throw a baby shower for BEA.

Both MALE and FEMALE Ensembles could double and perhaps triple in a variety of roles that include several solos, Shakespeare’s Bard Boys, Townspeople, Shakespeare’s Announcer, the Astrologer, the Gypsy Woman, the Eyepatch Man, Shakespeare’s Valet, the Reapers, the Renaissance Writers, the 3 Chefs, the Royal Family, the Puritans, the Sad Little Egg that gets to show off her Dreamgirls chops—and SO MUCH MORE!

LORD CLAPHAM begins as the Bottom brothers’ primary patron, but that changes quickly once he hears that Shakespeare is performing the same play. Clapham is excited by the arts and certainly not ashamed to share his sometimes zealous opinions about the Bottoms’ shows.

SHYLOCK is a Jewish moneylender who wants nothing more than to be considered a patron of the arts but by law, can’t be considered an official investor. Regardless, he continues to help Nick because he can’t stand to be anywhere else besides the theater.

This isn’t your average ENSEMBLE. So, no, there are no small parts—there are MANY parts for good actors and singers. Circle “Yes!”

Auditions for Something Rotten! will be held at Hickory Theatre on Friday, June 4th from 6:30 pm & Saturday, June 5th from 11 am with possible callbacks on Sunday, June 6th.

For more info, click here or visit https://hickorytheatre.org/event/auditions-something-rotten

Auditions will consist of both a dancing and singing portion. Please come dressed comfortably for your dance audition.

Please prepare 16 bars; preferably from (but not limited to) Something Rotten! Recommended selections for each principle role and ensemble are available here: 16-bar Principle Selections

An accompanist will be provided. Do not bring your own accompanist.

Director: Eric Seale
Music Director: Jeff Hartman
Choreographer: Leanna Bodnar

Performance Dates:
August 27-September 11


Audition Etiquette
Audition Etiquette for Actors has become a required reading for Hickory Arts developing actors. Don’t underestimate the impact of your behavior at or surrounding an audition. Click here or visit hickoryarts.com/auditionetiquette to learn more.

https://youtu.be/sa2rpmib5SI
Hickory Arts FAQ | Audition Tip #1
https://youtu.be/nXJ-Lukp6p0
Hickory Arts FAQ | Audition Tip #2: Taking Direction
https://youtu.be/BEE2Tuo94d8
Hickory Arts FAQ | Audition Tip #3: Style
https://youtu.be/JuU0gnP2zoQ
Hickory Arts FAQ | Audition Tip #4: Accompanists
https://youtu.be/_B3l_ovm0Ec
Hickory Arts FAQ | Audition Tip #5: The Money Note

Hickory, NC – Something Rotten!

A Musical Performed in the Jeffers Theatre

  • August 27-September 11, 2021
  • Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays from 7:30 pm; Sundays from 2:30 pm
  • Hickory Theatre
  • 30 Third St. NW, Hickory, NC 28601
  • $16

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Hickory, NC – Hartman | Mainstage Performance

“Hartman,” the husband & wife combo featuring singer/songwriters Jeff & Carol Anne Hartman, bassist Scott McCloud, drummer Chris Allen, guitarist Brad Bailey, saxophonist Steven Foster and special guests Scott Hudson, Quinn Mullis, Kacie Kehoe, Alicia Littlejohn, Dior Scott and Heather Baynes, will appear on the Jeffers mainstage at Hickory Theatre on Monday, June 14, 2021 from 6 pm.

  • June 14, 2021
  • 6 pm
  • Hickory Theatre
  • 30 Third St. NW, Hickory, NC 28601
  • FREE

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Something Rotten! Auditions

May 12, 2021
jshartman

Something Rotten!

Auditions for Something Rotten! will be held at Hickory Theatre on Friday, June 4th from 6:30 pm & Saturday, June 5th from 11 am with possible callbacks on Sunday, June 6th.

All roles are available.

Hickory Theatre encourages people of all races, ethnicities, identities, body types and physical & cognitive abilities to audition. Theatre is for everyone and HCT believes in representation and equity for all.

Auditions will consist of both a dancing and singing portion. Please come dressed comfortably for your dance audition.

Please prepare 16-bars; preferably from (but not limited to) Something Rotten!

Specific selections for each principle role are available here: 16-bar Principle Selections

An accompanist will be provided. Do not bring your own accompanist.

Director: Eric Seale
Music Director: Jeff Hartman
Choreographer: Leanna Bodnar

Performance Dates:
August 27-September 11


Character Breakdown

Minstrel
A charismatic actor with a thousand faces. Sings the opening number, but also appears throughout the show in various character roles.
Age: Mid-20’s to 50
Vocal range top: A4

Nick Bottom
A struggling renaissance writer at the end of his rope. Nigel’s older brother. Incredibly jealous of the success of William Shakespeare and will do anything to beat him. Tap dance a plus.
Age: Mid-20’s to 40
Vocal range top: G4

Nigel Bottom
Nick’s younger brother. A naïve writer and poet who falls in love with Portia.
Age: 18 to 30’s
Vocal range top: A4

Shakespeare
Presented in this show like a renaissance rock star. Larger than life and over the top. Tap dance a plus.
Age: Mid-20’s to 30’s
Vocal range top: Ab4

Nostradamus
A soothsayer who almost sees the future correctly. Not quite in the same world as everyone else.
Age: 40’s to 60+
Vocal range top: A4

Bea
Nick’s wife and “Right Hand Man.” Supportive, smart and very funny.
Age: Mid-20’s to 40
Vocal range top: D5

Portia
A quirky Puritan girl whom Nigel meets on the street and shares his love for Shakespeare and poetry.
Age: 18 to 30’s
Vocal range top: F#5

Brother Jeremiah
Portia’s father. A very repressed Puritan who despises playwrights, poets and all things ungodly.
Age: 40 to 50+
Vocal range top: G4

Ensemble
Various ages and vocal ranges. Roles include Townspeople, Actors, Puritans, Crowds and many, many more. Tap dance a plus.


20 songs in 1! I may have bitten off more than I can chew. Who’s up for the challenge? Come audition for Something Rotten! on Friday, June 4th from 6:30 pm or Saturday, June 5th from 11 am at Hickory Theatre.

Every Musical Reference in “A Musical” From Something Rotten!
Avenue Q. 2. The Fantasticks 3. Les Misérables 4. Nice Work If You Can Get It 5. West Side Story 6. The Music Man 7. Seussical 8. South Pacific 9. Chicago 10. Evita 11. Rent 12. Jesus Christ Superstar 13. Sunday in the Park With George 14. Annie 15. Guys and Dolls 16. Sweet Charity 17. Hello, Dolly! 18. Cats 19. Sweeney Todd 20. A Chorus Line

“There are no small parts, only small… Shakespeares?”

I’m sure I got that quote wrong, but with auditions for The Hickory Community Theatre’s production of “Something Rotten! a week away, let’s talk ENSEMBLE.

Before you circle “No” at “Would you accept any role?”—consider what it means to be part of THIS ensemble.

NICK BOTTOM’s acting TROUPE consists of TOM SNOUT, ROBIN (who loves a great dress), PETER QUINCE, SNUG, FRANCIS FLUTE and, of course, the MINSTREL. The TROUPE performs more than most of the principle actors!

The MINSTREL welcomes the audience to the Renaissance and the world of Something Rotten! With a merry and ironic disposition, the Minstrel sets up the scene for the audience to enjoy all the show’s twists and turns.

The FEMALE ENSEMBLE has more stage time than the principle females, playing various characters like HELENA and MIRANDA, who throw a baby shower for BEA.

Both MALE and FEMALE Ensembles could double and perhaps triple in a variety of roles that includes several solos, Shakespeare’s Bard Boys, Townspeople, Shakespeare’s Announcer, the Astrologer, the Gypsy Woman, the Eyepatch Man, Shakespeare’s Valet, the Reapers, the Renaissance Writers, the 3 Chefs, the Royal Family, the Puritans, the Sad Little Egg that gets to show off her Dreamgirls chops—and SO MUCH MORE!

LORD CLAPHAM begins as the Bottom brothers’ primary patron, but that changes quickly once he hears that Shakespeare is performing the same play. Clapham is excited by the arts and certainly not ashamed to share his sometimes zealous opinions about the Bottoms’ shows.

SHYLOCK is a Jewish money lender who wants nothing more than to be considered a patron of the arts but by law, can’t be considered an official investor. Regardless, he continues to help Nick because he can’t stand to be anywhere else besides the theater.

This isn’t your average ENSEMBLE. So, no, there are no small parts—there are MANY parts for good actors and singers. Circle “Yes!”

For Kyle

March 16, 2021
jshartman

Ryan Hartman & Kyle Hartman

My youngest brother drank himself to death in March 2019 after a ten-year battle with addiction and depression. He was 33. He served four years in the Navy and my late father, along with the rest of us, were very proud of his service. They are both sorely missed.

I failed to convince my brother of my love and his value to me, to others and what should have been for himself. Empathy failed. Tough-love failed. Professional help failed. “The system” failed. Finding ways to connect with him became increasingly difficult towards the end. The conversations we did have and could always have were seemingly unimportant conversations about DC, the DCEU, and more often than not, “The Snyder Cut.” “What went wrong?” “Will it see the light of day?” “Did you see this?” “Have you heard that?” When we couldn’t discuss hard things, we could talk Snyder. To speculate and “imaginate” with my brother about all things Snyder gave us a safe way to reach one another.

Two particular YouTubers, Chris Wong-Swenson, The Ping Pong Flix Show, and Dave Pena, The Film Junkee have helped fill some of these holes in my life with their years-coverage of the journey Justice League and the Snyder Cut have taken. Dave even resembles my brother a bit, both with his looks and his mannerisms. Dave streams what he calls the “Vodka Stream.” Coincidentally, Vodka was my brother’s vice and when I watch these two, I see in them an opportunity my brother missed—to focus and channel his energy into something similar; to be part of a community that may have otherwise saved his life. I’m so thankful to these two for their resilience, their creativity, and their passion, and although there are many Snyder proponents to be grateful for, I credit Chris and Dave more than anyone for lighting the way for me and other Snyder fans.

Zack Snyder’s Justice League, aka The Snyder Cut, is more than a film. It’s literally a team effort. It’s justice for Zack and his vision—for all involved; including the fans. It has become a bittersweet tribute to his daughter. It’s hope. It’s one for the good guys. It’s a reminder. I identify with Zack as an independent artist, void of any desire to do what everyone else is doing. He’s meticulous and purposeful. He’s brilliant. I see a loyalist and most importantly, a good father and husband.

It’s going to be an emotional day for me on Thursday when I sit down with my family to watch Zack Snyder’s Justice League. There’ll be an empty seat where my twins’ Godfather should be. When “For Autumn” illuminates the screen, my heart will break for Zach & Debbie and for my own family—For Autumn, for my brother Kyle, for every hidden soul suffering from depression. I survived suicide. There isn’t a day that passes when I don’t think, “Why am I still here, but my brother isn’t?”

Thank you Zack, Debbie, Chris, and Dave for helping me and continuing to help me get through one of the darkest moments of my life. We celebrate all of our March birthdays on one day every year as “March Madness.” My brother’s birthday is March 5. My twins, March 8. My wife’s, March 10. My uncle and sister-in-law’s, March 17. My cousins, March 24, 25 and 29. Mine, March 30. There’s probably more! Funny how Zack’s is March 1, Debbie’s is March 13, and now Zack Snyder’s Justice League is March 18. Good company.

P.S. – As I was about to click the publish button, Bryan Adam’s “Heaven” randomly played on the iPod at my studio. Kyle wanted me and my wife to sing that song at his wedding. There are thousands of songs on that iPod. What are the odds of that song starting at that very moment?

For more information and to donate to the Autumn Snyder Tribute Fund at the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention, please visit https://afsp.donordrive.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.personalCampaign&participantID=2384952

#PlayOn with Jeff Hartman

February 25, 2021
jshartman

Jeff Hartman performing Billy Joel’s “Summer, Highland Falls” for Western Piedmont Symphony’s #PlayOn initiative.

“Everything Artist” Jeff Hartman is the focus of this #PlayOn. Jeff shows his support for WPS today through the Billy Joel song, “Summer, Highland Falls.” With your #PlayOn support, you are supporting “everyone and everything attached to the Symphony throughout the community.”

Please visit https://app.arts-people.com/index.php…
to make a donation to the Western Piedmont Symphony.

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